Hot dogs are processed protein, surrounded by processed carbohydrate so one might call them a sandwich. On the other hand, hot dogs are cylindrical in shape rather than prismatic, and vertical rather than horizontal in orientation.
1. Imagine being at the ballpark
with the organ playing, the crowd cheering and a vendor walking through the
stands saying “Sandwich, get your sandwich here!”
2. If you were watching a great
athlete showing off during a game, you don’t call him a sandwich.
3. Dirty Harry would not have
sounded nearly as ominous if he said, “Never ever put mayo on a sandwich.” But
when he said, “Never ever put ketchup on a hot dog,” people sat up and listened.
4. Marlene Dietrich didn’t say
that champagne and sandwiches were her favorite foods; it was champagne and hot
dogs she loved.
5. Babe Ruth wasn’t sent to the
hospital and rumored to be dead because he ate too many sandwiches.
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